The tale of Finn McCool

Once upon a time, long long ago, a large and powerful giant lived on the Northernmost tip of Northern Ireland. His name was Finn McCool.
He lived his life peacefully, or at least insofar as a large, powerful giant could. But one day, he learned that another giant lived, somewhere not far away; in Scotland, to be precise. Of course, McCool wanted to prove that he was the better of the two, so he set about building a pathway all the way to Scotland, bent on confronting his rival.
However, when he got there and started asking around, McCool was amazed to learn that his would-be rival was actually twice his own size! So he took to his heels and ran, along the pathway he had built, all the way home, with the Scottish behemoth hot in pursuit.
When Finn reached home, with only moments to spare, he did the only sensible thing: he asked his wife for help. The intelligent she-giant told Finn to quickly put on some baby clothes get into the baby's cot, so that when the Scot arrived, he only found a mother and her child, waiting for the father to come home. Mrs. McCool invited him to stay and wait for her husband to come home, but the larger giant was so scared when he saw the size of the "baby", that he had no wish to stick around and see how large the father was.
He ran madly all the way back to Scotland, breaking up the pathway as he went along, so that there could be no pursuit. Finn McCool and his resourceful wife lived happily ever after.
This is how this miracle of nature came to be, and why it still exists, both in Scotland and Northern Ireland.
I want to see the Giant's Causeway one day...

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