Saturday, April 25, 2009

Oh my gackt!

What follows is proof that Gackt is God (and the other way round, as well):

1. The power of logic
Lemming: So, in a battle between Gackt and God, who would win?
TP: *seemingly reluctant to answer because he is sensing a trick question*... Gackt?
Lemming: Uh-uh. Try again.
TP: *rolls eyes* I don't know. I give.
Lemming: Go on...!
TP: Fine. God?
Lemming: *triumphant smirk* Uh-uh. Because, you see, Gackt is God! Trick question, mofo!
TP *falls over from OD of dork*


2. If it's on teh interwebz, then it must be true!

... several pages into the first 'personalized*' Gazette fansite that I found, the webmistress shows her particular aweness to something-or-other by going "Ohmygackt!". Things are becoming clearer and I am definitely beginning to see the light.


3. Truth can be found in art

... halfway through chapter 5 of Ludwig Kakumei, and I come across this particular masterpiece:

*Rapunzel needs to be protected from a monster in the forest. Prince Silvio suggests a solution*

"Well, of course I'd elect bodyguards from my father's army, and install a system of 24-hour srveillance monitors..."

*everyone else sweatdrops heavily*

"You could even give her bodyguards like the ones Gackt has..."


And I do believe I am thus entitled to rest my case. I can henceforth bask in the certainty that, no, I am not just a(nother) deluded fangirl. The signs are everywhere, and all you have to do is open your eyes, minds and chakras and /read them./

Srsly, I'm like contemplating going to church now...


... but let's not push the joke all that far, ne? ^__* <-- *particularly deranged face*


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* by "personalized" I merely meant that it was the first site to have comments from the admin interspersed inbetween all teh lurvely media and translations *goes off to stare at all the Aoi scans. Again.*

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