Letter of motivation

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing regarding the uber-awesome masters programme that your university - located so quaintly in another country altogether - is so nice and cute and fuzzy to be offering.

While reading manga and downloading Jrock off the internet, I stumbled upon your university's supercalifragilistic web-site. It was not by accident, oh no! - it was fate. Fate led me to this curriculum which, for all sakes and purposes, seems to have been hand-tailored for me, me, me and me exclusively. I can't begin to tell you how well these subjects will complement my academic preparation. So I won't.

On to a nicer subject: me. I have graduated with flying colors from, have actively involved myself in, have been faithfully working for 3 years for, and am generally and overall an amazingly multi-talented, polivalent, polyglotic, creative, unique person, a real asset to /any/ postgraduate programme, and you'd better admit me, or else you'll miss out on a super-stupendous student. Hah, and I do alliterations too!

All in all, it would be an honor for me to finally be able to leave my country and live joyfully with my bf in a clean, lovely, civilized town full of opportunity, and this masters is the perfec excuse. Therefore, please please please with chocolate fudge on top admit me, or I'll cry and be emo.

In the hopes that,
Yours furrily,
The Lemming.






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*small voice* help meee...

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