Bleach Talkshow part 2

Din ciclul: TP at work with time on his hands.

Boo: why don't the arrancar just kill titieshime so she won't bloody HEAL and REVIVE everyone
lmg: =))
Boo: slike, mkay, so we'll destroy half the city while throwing our heroes (*snigger*) around and then bouncy-titties comes along and casts rank 10 greater heal on the party and whoosh! They're all back
lmg: ummm.. you do realize how important boobhime is to the plot, right? /:)
Boo: mda.....she's the person they paid so that the anime has more episodes....cuz otherwise jumate din ei mureau in sereitei si la cealalta jumate le dadea grimjaw o flegma si mureau
lmg: i mean, if she didn't have this sort of motherfucking ability which blows your mind with potency (and bouncy titties) you would have had /no/ heroes for the last 100-something chapters!
lmg: :)) there you have it

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Boo: slike
Boo: the mangaka and his aides
Boo: all smoking pot in a lounge....and titi kubo ala goes like
Boo: check this shit out! ok ok so we'll have this chick, who is not a shinigami but has a bankai that allows her tits to defy gravity.....aaaaaaand.....she can heal stuff......
*other fellow* but titi, our heroes die....
*titi* ok, so she can.....erm.....REVIVE the pricks! yeah that's it....
*other fellow 2* what, she casts the spell?
*titi* nononono! *takes a smoke* slike, she has these FAERIES!!!!!! yes, like the ones I'm seeing now......FAERIEIS with gay names and fucked out costumes
Boo: and THEY revive the shit

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[on the Espada assembly when Ichigo-tachi penetrate Hueco Mundo]:
Boo: ENEMIES AT TEH GATEZ0RS!!!!!!! But first, tea!

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Boo: yep, the gang has split up in las nochas.....*all the spanish, I can already see ricky martin or whatever his name is singing in the background*

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[on ishida's fight with the female numero that TP aptly named "Miss Butterfly with PMS"]

Boo: just by looking at you I could tell that the reiatsu in your feathers vibrates at 1100,000-1130,000 times per minutes
Boo: hai sa moara ma-ta!



Boo: vai
Boo: deci nu pot sa exprim cat de lame a fost bataia asta
Boo: aia se rupe in figuri acolo cu blades, furry wings, flying, looking hot
Boo: si vine quincy
Boo: isi aranjeaza ochelarii
Boo: scrie o teza de doctorat in reiatsu si vibratiile ei
Boo: si trage o sageata (dupa 10 pagini de explicatii inutile cum ca el de fapt are o sabie care nu numai blocheaza reiatsu dar si suge reiatsu si de fapt, stii tu, sabia aia e o sageata si acu o sa folosesc un lame remark) si wtfpwn
Boo: slike that ITEM is teh imba relic of da lost quincies
Boo: and urahara just happened to have it

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[on Chad’s second arm:]

Boo: I can already see it
Boo: *tite cubo brings more pot, cuz he used it all up when designing orihime*
Lmg: :))
Boo: T: mkay, so.....damn this shit is good......ok, so we'll make these bastards who existed since before aizan, but then aizen made them too, and they're like imba
Boo: Crew: *looks disbelieving* mhm
Boo: T: mkay, so they're so imba, they beat up flower-power toushirou and generally mop up everyone in gotei13
Boo: Crew:mhm
Boo: Crew: erm, but then the bad guy will win
Boo: T: oh.....right....hey who else have we got in this anime?
Lmg: :))
Boo: Crew: well we got these humans who beat up everything so far anyway
Boo: T: mhm....right....well these guys are imba anyway....so let's see.....we'll make DaVinci be imba with numbers and wtfpwn everyone with his maths skill and then we'll sell him to AXN to star in NYPD: Criminal Minds
Boo: T: and then we have the ugly guy who looks african but in fact he's japanese who's gotta have these imba arms with corny names like EL Diablo, El Mariachi and whatnot

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Boo: now I'm trying to find something funny to say about San Armadillo fellow who's fighting sado
Boo: I'll just wait until he loses, because it doesn't matter that he was an ESPADA, mr it-is-a-good-day-to-cross-the-river-kun will probably mop up the floor with him because he has his ABUELO'S COCK imprinted on his shield and that absorbs everything and his other arm is the devil's own right hand which pwns stuff (do they even have the devil in this anime?)
lmg: ))))))))) nope
Boo: yep, it's going there
lmg: my, baby, you're being clarvoyant
Boo: Sado has just used the legendary mythical attack of the ancient gods : LA MUERTE!!!!!!! (subtely called death)
Boo: look here! see, even tities caught on
lmg: )))))))))
Boo: it says overpowered right there!


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Boo: amagad
lmg: wha?
Boo: noitra appeared
Boo: you can see the endless amount of mockery that's going to ensue just by looking at this
Boo: http://www.onemanga.com/Bleach/261/16/